Bejing Olympics

What happens on the day tickets go on sale for the Olympics hosted in China?

The website and phone system both instantly crash as 8 million people try to simultaneously purchase tickets.

Of course! What else did you expect to happen? :p

Although, unlike sales lines for xbox 360s and ps3s, I haven't heard of anyone getting shot, stabbed, robbed, or raped in the process. There's something to be said for that...