Monday, June 11, 2007

Obligitory Hilton update

I feel like such a chode posting about this waste of a woman... but...

Paris says she will no longer act dumb... oh, I see, it was an act... and now it is God that has given her this opportunity to change her life and start to do something meaningful... hmmm, here's an idea: hold your breath and wait for that to happen...

Details of her "health problem" have been revealed:

New reports today said that Hilton's health collapse last week was caused by dehydration.

""She didn't eat or drink a single thing for three days because she didn't want to use the toilet," a source also told the New York Daily News, adding that Hilton suffered from claustrophobia and hyperventilation.

"She was absolutely terrified that one of the guards or staffers would get her with the cellphone cam and it would wind up on the Internet," a source identified as a Hilton insider told the newspaper.

"She cried the entire time, and that wasn't helping the dehydration," the source told the paper."

She is now in the medical ward of a maximum security prison, and is on "Psychotropic medications", meaning downers... man, if I ever go to jail I wish they would drug the hell out'a me too! :p

And of course, like you didn't already know, the sheriff that released her is in deep with the rich and famous, and has gotten re-election campaign contributions from Hilton's billionaire grandfather; reports don't indicate if that was before or after her incarceration.

They do claim, however, that she told her lawyers not to seek an appeal.

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